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Post by Engine Driver on May 12, 2021 10:03:07 GMT
Tom-thats a good joke
Steve- yeah it is
Steve- you know, i'm really funny
Tom- yeah ur funny
Steve- no i'm REALLY funny. it kills me sometimes
Tom- well dont be cocky
Steve- i'm not being cocky its true, i'm so funny, and everyone knows it
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Post by Engine Driver on May 13, 2021 20:49:41 GMT
Steve and Tom are watching the football when Toms dog starts licking its bum. Steve says "i wish I could do that"
To which Tom replies "probably best to pat him first or he might bite ya"
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Post by Engine Driver on May 13, 2021 21:04:30 GMT
Steve was at the Tom's house until late
and when time came to go it was pouring down. Tom took pity on him and said "You can't go home in this weather . You might as well sleep over. Steve agreed.
As Tom was done preparing the bed he started searching for Steve not finding him anywhere. After more than an hour, there was a ring at the doors. Tom opened the doors and sees Steve soaking wet outside.
"Where have you been?" asks Tom, "I though you would stay to sleep."
"I will. I just went home to get a PJs."
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Post by Engine Driver on May 25, 2021 7:34:17 GMT
Steve meets a girl in a bar. They get along so well that they decide to go to the girl's place. A few drinks later, steve takes off his shirt and then washes his hands. He then takes off his trousers and again washes his hands.
The girl has been watching him and says "You must be a dentist."
The guy, surprised, says "Yes, How did you figure that out?"
"Easy." she replies, "You keep washing your hands."
One thing leads to another and they get down to business
After it's over the girl says "You must be a good dentist."
Steve now with an inflated ego, says "Sure, I'm a good dentist. How did you work that out?"
The girl replies "Didn't feel a thing!"
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Post by Engine Driver on May 26, 2021 9:07:28 GMT
How to get rid of that inflated ego.  |
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Post by Engine Driver on May 26, 2021 9:22:14 GMT
signs you are egotistical. Hope this helps
"Complaining strengthens the ego," "If you find yourself engaged in gossip, criticism, or condemnation of others on a regular basis, that is likely the ego feeding itself."
Loud speech is a tool you might use to get people to pay attention to you. "You might tend to speak loud and move fast in order to divert attention from the truth, as many times what you are saying or doing has no substance, but you are addicted to the appearance of your importance,"
No one enjoys losing, but if you're egotistical, you might cheat and lie to win to save face. "If you lose, that validates your deepest, darkest fear that you are inferior,"
Egotistical people do not consider the points of view of others and are often very opinionated. "Because they are self-absorbed, egotistical people are focused solely on their own point of view, image, and preferences,
You don't let people finish their thoughts because what you have to say matters more. "You may constantly interrupt others, because you feel what they have to say is much more intelligent or important
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Post by Grim Leaker on May 26, 2021 10:19:50 GMT
A fitting tribute
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Post by Engine Driver on May 26, 2021 18:28:14 GMT
A bit sheepish  |
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Post by Engine Driver on May 30, 2021 10:15:49 GMT
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Post by Grim Leaker on May 30, 2021 10:39:34 GMT
They're out of this world
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Post by Grim Leaker on May 30, 2021 14:44:34 GMT
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Post by Engine Driver on Jun 23, 2021 10:03:11 GMT
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Post by darren on Jul 18, 2021 23:13:32 GMT
Lol I could make a tasty dish from them
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