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Post by Engine Driver on Apr 14, 2023 15:10:34 GMT
osted by: Billinge Biker (1816) View Billinge Biker's page Not miserable at all... I am a master of myrth and merriment... an internarional master of whit and repartee.... I just cant abide mickey mousers... bad offspring s of Irish immigrants.... bet you two are half breeds Replied: 14th Apr 2023 at 15:59 myrth an extreme form of flatulence recorded by voice notes on a cell phone or any other digital recording device and published to an audience, usually via text message. Myrth is generally produced by one's relatives or friends and is mainly a morning ritual but, sometimes is published in the evening. If, while producing myrth, the producers unit expels anything other than pure gas it shall not be classified as myrth but, instead, a shart. To be considered myrth the production must last longer than 15 seconds.  |
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Post by WPC Liptrot on Apr 17, 2023 18:15:14 GMT
Sounds about right
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Post by Engine Driver on May 26, 2023 17:14:26 GMT
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Post by Grim Leaker on Jun 8, 2023 11:18:21 GMT
Posted by: Billinge Biker (1955) View Billinge Biker's page
2 out of 3.
Replied: 8th Jun 2023 at 08:57
Aye, platty is missing
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Post by Admin on Jun 8, 2023 11:28:15 GMT
And plummy is on a boat somewhere bating.
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Post by Engine Driver on Jun 18, 2023 9:30:08 GMT
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Post by Engine Driver on Aug 12, 2023 18:08:00 GMT
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Post by WPC Liptrot on Aug 13, 2023 15:15:03 GMT
BB not in CID?
Clots (or other suitable 4 letter words) in disguise?
I think the cap fits.....as they say.
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Post by Engine Driver on Oct 2, 2023 18:56:53 GMT
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Post by Engine Driver on Oct 5, 2023 17:06:39 GMT
Posted by: Billinge Biker (2154) View Billinge Biker's page
People who can...do...
People who can't...teach.
After 16yrs caretaking at an OUTSTANDING SCHOOL..I can safely say that teachers are a bunch of lazy beggars with high opinions of themselves...bone idle at looking after their staff kitchen...microwave and oven were always minging...They spent more time putting their tutty on in a morning leaving a sinkful of nasty pots to await their return home...don't attend school for longer than 6 weeks before a holiday is awarded ( note I didn't say work). Average £30.000 + a year... Laughable.
Replied: 5th Oct 2023 at 17:47
Newfold Community Primary School Orrell.
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Post by Grim Leaker on Oct 24, 2023 11:26:52 GMT
Who have you met/spoke to ?
Started by: Billinge Biker (2181) View Billinge Biker's page
Only because of previous occupations..I have met/spoke to.
Queen Elizabeth.Prince Phillip..Charles..Diana..Andrew (ignoramus) Edward..several other minor royals...Bernard Manning..Les Dawson...Norman Wisdom..Meatloaf.. Mick Hucknell .all of take that music group. Cyril James Anderton..(Jimmy Saville) jack and Vera from Corry.. Juan Samaranche (olympic fellow) Julie Goodyear .George Bush snr..Paddy Ashdown.. to name a few..not claiming any great achievements...who have you met ?
Started: 23rd Oct 2023 at 19:28
That's nowt, I've spoken to God and Jesus many times when I've had far too much to drink
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Post by Engine Driver on Nov 5, 2023 18:16:00 GMT
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Post by Engine Driver on Nov 6, 2023 11:03:34 GMT
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Post by Grim Leaker on Nov 6, 2023 12:38:49 GMT
He was a loss to the police in GMP, he would have climbed to far greater heights with his attitude had he worked for the Met
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Post by Engine Driver on Nov 6, 2023 13:12:18 GMT
A member for three and a half years ,is he trying to say that he didn't know it was there? Blks
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