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Post by Grim Leaker on Sept 10, 2021 9:02:20 GMT
16 hours ago QuotePost OptionsPost by tomplum on 16 hours ago
This is how snidey cats are,
During my camping stay this week, I'm camped on farm land and there's a big red cat lives in the farm and he comes round the campers looking for tit bits and strokes, When I see it coming a throw something at it to let it know, I'm not cat friendly and. it gets the message, they have a sixth sense and know who will feed them so he stays clear of me,
Tuesday I'm asleep and sensed something in the tent, I can see a shadow in the dark so, I grabbed a half snooker cue that I keep for self defense and as soon as I moved it flew out of the tent under the front flap, The front flap has zippers down both sides but the bottom edge is not fixed,
It was that many cat the ******,
Anyrode worse that that was, it had eaten my sausage as I found out in the morning as I cooked my breakfast,
angry-old-man-smiley-emoticon man with cane
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Post by Engine Driver on Sept 10, 2021 9:30:41 GMT
Gutter level speak "there's a big red cat lives in the farm" does he mean a ginger tom.
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Post by Admin on Sept 10, 2021 13:15:24 GMT
And it had eaten his sausage.
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