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Post by lectriclegs on Jun 7, 2021 15:51:22 GMT
A local shopkeeper has reported that his till has gone missing, Arfur brain petesake said " it was just after my paper lad had left I noticed that it had gone" Local police have issued a short video of the missing till and have urged anyone who knows of it's whereabouts to get in touch with them on twevlety eleventeen eleventeen. |
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Post by Engine Driver on Jun 7, 2021 16:00:46 GMT
would that be arfur brain each or arfur brain between them  |
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Post by lectriclegs on Jun 7, 2021 16:37:36 GMT
I'm hearing reports of a development in the case.
Stay tuned for further news.
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Post by Grim Leaker on Jun 7, 2021 16:43:21 GMT
Be quick, and I'll put it on the news feed
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Post by lectriclegs on Jun 7, 2021 16:55:17 GMT
The local constabalary cunstabualy coppers have now detained the paper lad for the offence. Tom plum, pictured below was found to have nicked the till and installed it in his shed. In mitigation Mr Plum said he'd only done it because Arfur was a mean old bastard man who only paid him in hedgehog food.  |
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Post by Admin on Jun 7, 2021 16:58:30 GMT
It's about time they caught up with him.
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Post by Grim Leaker on Jun 8, 2021 9:18:59 GMT
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Post by Grim Leaker on Jun 8, 2021 10:36:49 GMT
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Post by Admin on Jun 8, 2021 10:39:17 GMT
😁😁
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Post by lectriclegs on Jun 8, 2021 17:22:11 GMT
Further update.
It has been revealed today that as punishment for his crime Mr Plum will be put in the stocks in early August and his own
over ripe tomatoes will be thrown at him.
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